quick math.

If I take a shower every night, and only remember half, does that make me an alcoholic? If I say I can drink two drinks but I drink four, where does that leave me? Or, say I plan on four but only have three. Am I better because of it? If I routinely drink one drink a day but move up to two, does that fall under the category of moving towards disaster, and if I routinely drink two but never more, is that better or worse than a habit of one and the occasional five? Three plus three always equals six, but is six better when it is divided by three and comes out to two? If there is two one night and four the next which way takes the cake? Two plus two plus two, one plus five plus none, three plus three, four plus one plus one, six plus zero and then all over again. Whoever said math was the place for answers, fuck them. The more that I drink and the more that i think the more that I’m sure that math never adds up.