potato chips

under the category of chips and how much we eat-- 16 ounces (1 lb) 454g.

scotch

under the category of drinks and what our friends do when they drink them

cham pag ne

under the catagory of types of drinks and what we do when we drink them.

In response to Doritos, have you perhaps taken notice of the new
FIRST, SECOND and THIRD degree burn Doritos.

Which are marketed hand in hand with the new PEPSI CEASE FIRE!!!

ah, the truth that lies in this, the problems we create in order to distract ourselves with putting them out.

you are old news frito lay

mcsweeney's recommends:

Doritos
Not all the time, and not Cool Ranch, but most people would probably be happier if they ate at least a single Dorito per year. Don't be a hero.

one more source to persuade cute hipster chicks to pose in leotards for my "ballerinas for doritos" ad campaign.

now drunkenness, considered among other vices, has always seemed to me gross and brutish. in others our minds play a larger part; and there are some vices which have something or other magnanimous about them, if that is the right word. there are some which are intermingled with learning, diligence, valour, prudence, skill and finesse: drunkenness is all body and earth. moreover the grossest nation of our day is alone in honouring it. other vices harm our intellect: this one overthrows it

michel de montaigne, on drunkenness